A man was mowing1 his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stomped2 her foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird3.''
一個男性正在除草，聽見他的鄰居正好走出家門。這個鄰居恰好是個金發碧眼美女。她打開郵箱，往里面看了看，然后又關上了它。她踱踱腳，轉身回去。這個人感覺好奇怪��！

A few minutes passed and sure enough, the blonde came out of her house again, checked her mail box, stamped her foot and went back inside. The man sTOPped mowing and checked her mailbox to see what was so wrong with it. After seeing nothing, he went back to mowing just shrugging his shoulders.
幾分鐘過去了，金發美女又走出了房門，檢查郵箱，跺跺腳又回去。這個人停止除草，去檢查她的郵箱是不是出了問題。沒發現什么，他聳了聳肩繼續除草。

As soon as he heard her coming out again, he shut off his mowing machine and went up to her. ''What in the world are you doing, coming out here every five minutes?''
當他第三聽見她出來的時候，他關掉除草機走到她的面前。你每五分鐘出來一次，到底在干什么呀？

The blonde looked up at the man and said, ''Well, you see, there's this little voice in my house that keeps on saying, 'You've got mail,' but when I come out here to check, I don't have any.''
金發美女抬頭看看這個人說道：你看，我聽到我房間這個微弱的聲音一直在說，你有信件來了，可是當我出來看的時候卻發現什么都沒。