There is no egg ineggplant nor ham inhamburger， neither apple nor pine inpineapple。

雞蛋和茄子沒什么血緣關系；蘋果和鳳梨的長相差距非常大。

Englishmuffins weren't invented in England orFrench fries in France。

英式松餅的家鄉不是英國；炸土豆條的發源地更不是法國。

Sweetmeats are candies whilesweetbreads， which aren't sweet, are meat。

蜜餞不是肉，是甜的；雜碎是肉，不是甜的。

We find thatquicksand can work slowly,boxing rings are square and aguinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig。

流沙其實流得非常慢；拳擊臺是方形的；實驗用的小豚鼠的老家不是幾內亞，長相和豬是兩種型。

If avegetarian eats vegetables, what does ahumanitarian eat?

素食主義者吃蔬菜，人道主義者吃人？

How can aslim chance and afat chance be the same, while awise man andwise guy are opposites?

胖瘦截然相反，可后面跟著chance就都變成機會渺茫了；聰明人改一個詞，就淪落為自作聰明的人。

How canoverlook andoversee be opposites, whilequite a lot andquite a few are alike?

Look和see是同義詞，但oversee監視，overlook意思如何就是忽略呢；A lot和a few是反義詞，但與quite連用，如何都表示不少的意思呢！

When the stars areout， they are visible, but when the lights areout， they are invisible。

星星出來了，大家能看到它們；燈滅了，大家就什么也看不見了。

When you wind up yourwatch， you start it, but when youwind upan essay， you end it?

給表上發條，表就開始走了；wind up一篇文章，哈哈，文章到此結束啦。