Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

　　A:Amonkey can have fleas，but a flea can't have monkeys.

 

　　Q:猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢？

 

　　A: 那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。

 

　　Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

 

　　A:The snail.It carries its house on its back.

 

　　Q:什么是世界上最強壯的生物？

 

　　A: 蝸牛。因為它們整天背著自己的房子走路。

 

　　Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

 

　　A:They make faces all day.

 

　　Q:人們在鐘表廠做什么？

 

　　A:他們在做鬼臉(制造表面)。

 

　　注釋：makefaces直譯為制造鐘面，但作為固定短語，又有做鬼臉的意思。

 

　　Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

 

　　A:Keep him awake.

 

　　Q:怎樣才能讓夢游者停止夢游呢？

 

　　A:別讓他睡著了。